Some brands do too much. Here's what would happen if brands and I got together to do too much.
Wite-Out Extra Wide Paint Roller

For the people that make those really BIG mistakes, we created a bigger bottle and paint roller applicator. Part of a Wite-Out student campaign. This was the diamond in that rough.
Rave reviews:
"Wait. Does this not already exist?" - anon recruiter
Art Director: Josh Gherghel
Hululemon

Athleisure never binged so hard. Hulu and Lululemon are partnering for the brand partnership of the millennial millennium. This is next-level athleisure. New yoga pants let you relax and control what you watch on Hulu without having to move, too much. Imagine a bastardized version of them Netflix socks.
Nike Injury Reserve

Just Heal It. Introducing Injury Reserve Gear, a collection by Nike for the post-injury, in style. Fulfilling Nike's mission to bring inspiration and innovation to every *injured athlete in the world.
Nike's mission is to bring inspiration and innovation to every injured athlete in the world. If you have an injured body, you can buy from our new collection. 
Nike's IR Gear has everything from bandages to full-body braces. If you can wear your Nike Tech Fleece and Nike Flyknit cross trainers to the grocery store, why not pair that outfit with your Nike Finger SplintFlex™ for that finger you jammed playing pickup ball at the YMCA?
ZZZQuill Pen

Now you can write your restless thoughts tf away. With a purple quill. From the makers of ZzzQuil.

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