Some brands do too much. Sometimes I do too much. Here's what would happen if brands and I got together to do too much. 

p.s. These aren't necessarily "unnecessary". These could actually live and breathe as part of their respective brand's merch.
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1. Wite-Out Extra Wide Paint Roller
For big mistakes. As seen in the Wite-Out campaign. For the people that make those really stupid mistakes, we created a bigger bottle and paint roller applicator.
Rave reviews:
"Wait. Does this not already exist?" - anon recruiter

Art Director: Josh Gherghel
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2. Nike Injury Reserve
Just Heal It. Introducing Injury Reserve Gear, a collection by Nike for the post-injury, in style. Fulfilling Nike's mission to bring inspiration and innovation to every *injured athlete in the world.
Nike's mission is to bring inspiration and innovation to every injured athlete in the world. If you have an injured body, you can buy from our new collection. 
Nike's IR Gear has everything from bandages to full-body braces. If you can wear your Nike Tech Fleece and Nike Flyknit cross trainers to the grocery store, why not pair that outfit with your Nike Finger SplintFlex™ for that finger you jammed playing pickup ball at the YMCA?